When Pigs Flew
By Evan J. Albright
Although Cape Cod would be named for a once-plentiful
fish, what this sandy peninsula has truly been famous for has been a completely
different, yet equally edible animal -- the pig.
In the 1800s, Cape Cod was renowned for an unusual breed known as the
"striped pig." This curious creature was usually exhibited around the numerous
Methodist camp meetings, where the faithful from all over New England would
flock to Cape Cod to worship and pray. At some point during these pious
proceedings, a devout pilgrim could expect to be approached by a stranger and
asked if he desired to see the famous "striped pig." If the camp meeting
follower agreed, he was led into the woods or taken by dory to an anchored ship
where he could see with his own eyes this marvelous creature.
Many a woman at these camp meetings could testify as to the power viewing
the striped pig had on their husbands. They would return from these exhibitions
unable to walk upright or speak clearly. Their faces would be flushed for
hours, and they would smell a little mediciny.
The local constabulary regularly shut down striped pig shows, possibly
because the animal was being exhibited without a permit. In August 1848, a
Boston man who exhibited the animal near the Eastham meeting grounds was
brought before the judge and fined $20. According to the Yarmouth Register, the
man told the court he had ample means to "liquidate" his debt to society, but
took 30 days in jail instead, so that he would "bring disgrace upon his
persecutors."
Pigs often played an important part in Cape Cods legal history. There
is a famous story told of Nymphas Marston, a lawyer and judge of the 1800s, who
once defended a man charged with theft of a pig. Marston told the jury that
this had been a case of mistaken identity, that his client had a spotless
reputation, that he was a hard worker and honest in his dealings with others.
Marstons plea was so eloquent and persuasive, that the jury deliberated
only a few minutes before finding his client not guilty. Once the verdict was
announced, the defendant turned to Marston and asked, "So what do I do with the
pig?"
"Eat it," Marston replied. "The jury has found you did not steal it."
It was too bad Judge Marston had been dead more than 50 years when John
"Cyclone" Antone was brought up on charges of stealing a pig. In the early fall
of 1937, Antone told police an amazing tale. He had been sleeping in his small
cottage in East Harwich when he awoke to the sounds of someone or something
knocking at his door. When Antone called out, he got no answer. He knew right
then who it was -- ghosts.
Antone told police he had been bothered by spirits before, so he knew what
to do. He got out of bed, crossed himself, then picked up his shotgun and tied
a white handkerchief to the barrel. He quietly slipped outside and, to his
horror, he saw a diaphronous white form in his yard. Antone gave the evil shade
both barrels of the shotgun, and in the hazy moonlight watched the ghost drop
like bleached gunny sack of potatoes.
The ghost turned out to be one of his neighbors pigs. Police suspected
that the only spirits Antone had been bothered by had come out of a bottle (the
ghost slayer had recently been convicted of drunk driving). They believed
Antone had cooked up the story of the ghost pig to explain his theft of the
animal.
Not content with charging Antone with theft, Officer Lawrence Homer searched
the law books for an hour and discovered a statute for "pig murder." Antone,
who was not only superstitious but also a poor lawyer, pleaded innocent to
larceny of a pig, but accepted a guilty plea to the murder charge. Larceny
would have sent him to jail for a month; for pig murder, he faced up to five
years in prison and a fine of $1,000.
The most famous Cape Cod pig of all was "Juker," owned by Andrew Gomes. For
years, Juker delighted the people of Falmouth. He could frequently be seen
doing tricks or pulling a little wagon to and from the store for his master. In
1929, Hollywood discovered Juker and starred him in probably the first "talkie"
to ever feature a pig. His groundbreaking performance certainly paved the way
for later porcine actors, such as "Arnold" on the television series "Green
Acres," and more recently, the title character in the Academy Award nominated
film, "Babe."
© 1998 Mystery Lane Press
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